January 2011
36 posts
“Your Life Motifs You scored mainly in the Water-Sky quadrant. This...”
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
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“He didn’t do anything with it, he just kind of held onto it; it lays...”
Jan 31st
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“Saws! Saws for EVERYTHING!”
Jan 31st
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“I am finally coming to terms with the fact that I am not cut out to be a...”
Jan 30th
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“You don’t get famous by being honest - at least most people don’t....”
Jan 29th
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“That’s like putting a hat on Jesus and saying you invented Him.”
Jan 29th
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“And I was like “you will never understand me!” and I tried to run...”
Jan 28th
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“This is probably partly why I have become a neurotic house-troll who only goes...”
Jan 28th
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“Because it’s hard to tell the difference between the panicked flailing...”
Jan 27th
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“In the Lord of the Rings trilogy, the many races of the weed-smoking lands of...”
Jan 27th
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“It’s Aldous Huxley’s chilling 1932 tale about a future centered upon...”
– on Brave New World
Jan 23rd
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“Machiavelli was the Stephen Colbert of the Renaissance.”
Jan 22nd
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“Actually, Machiavelli was totally just trolling.”
Jan 22nd
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“It’s like if there are words in his head, they are going to come out of his...”
Jan 18th
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“If I used a staple gun on normal paper documents, I would feel like I was...”
Jan 17th
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“I have trouble keeping a room clean for any length of time over five minutes...”
Jan 15th
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“You shouldn’t have to overcome your disorder to get medication to help you...”
Jan 14th
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“At least I think so. But that might be because I am unmedicated and thus very...”
Jan 14th
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“I’ll be lying on the couch debating whether an empty stomach or a full...”
Jan 13th
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“There was just something about Ashley that made it seem like she was constantly...”
Jan 13th
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“I recently made the “decision” to stop taking my ADHD medication. I...”
Jan 12th
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“Eventually I just end up hiding in a corner and watching The Bachelor for six...”
Jan 12th
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“Normally, this would have made me crumple into a heap of trembling anxiety and...”
Jan 11th
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“It appears that my nervous system is having trouble distinguishing celebratory...”
Jan 11th
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“After looking at my EKG, the doctor was like “Your heart is being...”
Jan 8th
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“At some point in your life, you are going to have to hold a baby. When that time...”
Jan 8th
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“Flowers don’t run away and bleed all over the place while you’re...”
Jan 7th
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“If you’re in a relationship, sometimes you probably feel like you’re...”
Jan 7th
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“Aside from the odd nervous breakdown or caffeine-induced bliss-seizure, I have...”
Jan 6th
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“Then I realized that I was sitting in a Safeway parking lot, consumed by anxiety...”
Jan 6th
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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“Sorry dude. I can’t live up to your expectations all of the time. ...”
Jan 5th
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“Anyway, I’m working on a new post and, despite signs to the contrary,...”
Jan 5th
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Jan 5th